Introducing a new weekly feature: Coffee Break! We profile some of our favorite non-coffee places around the world wide web. Why not, right? So have a cup of coffee and enjoy something that isn’t about that thing you’re drinking.

This week? The Nietzche Family Circus, where Bill Keane’s mundane comic strip is paired with random Nietzche quotes. We absolutely love it!

Outrageous! And how about this gut buster?

Oh, Internet! We love you so much! Catch all the hilarity at The Nietzsche Family Circus online! Now if only Family Circus was paired with the brilliance of coffee luminary Yoko Buono…

Or our personal favorite: